GOP 12: Palin hits Maureen “O’Dowd”
I found the full transcript of the interview. Here is the rest of the quote:
“That’s so funny, because I don’t think I’ve ever met that gal, Maureen Dowd — O’Dowd — whatever the heck her name is. I don’t follow the lame-stream media. Hell, I can barely even read.
“And even if I was able to read good, I’m pretty sure I would still choose not to do so. And even if I did know this columnist’s name, I’m pretty sure I would still act like I don’t. But it’s not just names that I act unedumated for; I also carry on as if my understanding of vocabulary, syntax, and grammar are tenuable at best. Yeah I make up words and talk in run on sentences and mess around with verb tenses all willy nilly… so what? Suck my balls, brain-thinkers!
“Okay. To be honest with you, I actually know Maureen’s last name. Of course I know her last name, it is just that my supporters fucking LOVE IT when I screw up or misspeak. It is almost like they hate facts.
“But don’t get me wrong: I totally hate facts, too. Like, 110% with the hating of facts. While we are on the subject of hating facts, let me take this opportunity to make myself as clear as possible: GREAT PATRIOTS OF AMERICA! I HATE FACTS! That’s why I don’t read anything. Not books, not magazines, not newspapers, and certainly not anything written by that treasonous unpatriot Maureen O’Dowd!
“Do you see what I did there?”
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The Matt & Jack Podvast, Episode #007
A lot has happened since the last time we were in the studio, and for the latest edition of the Podvast we try to cover as much as possible without sounding like total dorks. The first annual Foburg Music Festival descended on New Orleans’ Frenchman Street, and SXSW rolled into Austin. We give a brief overview of the the former, then Jack shares some fascinating insights about the latter.
And as much as we try to avoid political discourse, we would be remiss if we didn’t talk about Health Care Reform and Sarah Palin’s new reality show, as well as get a few things off our chests in regards to gay marriage and evolution. If it makes you feel any better, we manage to touch on Surfer Blood, The Lion King, Big Rock Candy Mountain, Bill Maher, pizza, Jon & Kate Plus 8, sissy bounce rap and Planet Earth. Enjoy.
