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12:09 pm - Wed, May 12, 2010
If the guy who runs the pizza place around the corner from me suddenly told everyone that he was closing up shop to become a tailor, but then it turned out he wasn’t serious, that’s not a hoax. That’s just a pizza guy lying.

Hey, Joaquin Phoenix, What If We Don’t Care?

The funny thing about this post is that it proves, once again, why bestweekever.tv is the most trusted name in news.

It also reminds me of this old adage my dad used to tell me. I’m not sure exactly how it goes, but I think it has something to do with the sound a tree makes when it falls in the forest under a variety of circumstances. I’m a bit fuzzy when it comes to the specifics of this particular turn of phrase, but I have to believe that it helps put Joaquin Phoenix’s fake rap career in the proper perspective.

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