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11:57 am - Thu, Oct 21, 2010
That’s so funny, because I don’t think I’ve ever met that gal, Maureen Dowd — O’Dowd — whatever the heck her name is.

GOP 12: Palin hits Maureen “O’Dowd”

I found the full transcript of the interview.  Here is the rest of the quote:

“That’s so funny, because I don’t think I’ve ever met that gal, Maureen Dowd — O’Dowd — whatever the heck her name is.  I don’t follow the lame-stream media. Hell, I can barely even read.

“And even if I was able to read good, I’m pretty sure I would still choose not to do so.  And even if I did know this columnist’s name, I’m pretty sure I would still act like I don’t.  But it’s not just names that I act unedumated for; I also carry on as if my understanding of vocabulary, syntax, and grammar are tenuable at best.  Yeah I make up words and talk in run on sentences and mess around with verb tenses all willy nilly… so what? Suck my balls, brain-thinkers!

“Okay. To be honest with you, I actually know Maureen’s last name. Of course I know her last name, it is just that my supporters fucking LOVE IT when I screw up or misspeak. It is almost like they hate facts.

“But don’t get me wrong: I totally hate facts, too. Like, 110% with the hating of facts. While we are on the subject of hating facts, let me take this opportunity to make myself as clear as possible: GREAT PATRIOTS OF AMERICA! I HATE FACTS! That’s why I don’t read anything. Not books, not magazines, not newspapers, and certainly not anything written by that treasonous unpatriot Maureen O’Dowd!

“Do you see what I did there?”

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